- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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the worst part about this website is getting tired of things 2 weeks before people at school discover them
someone put it into words
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*20 years later*
- My kid : hey mom what did you do when you were young?
- Me: obsessed over bands
- Husband: mostly my band
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